Audrey, 37, independent

Striptease, duo with girl, masturbation… if that list made you smile rather than blush, you're my kind of person, and if you want someone to haggle with, you're not. I'm a mature woman, 37, based in Deira, with recent photos that are really mine, and I speak English, Ukrainian and Russian, sometimes all three in one sentence. One hour is 1,200 AED, NO bargaining, and everything is by appointment. I'll probably be wearing my old denim jacket, which I refuse to throw away. You'd be very welcome